matale:

You’re the worst, s01e03

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Know your place. Accept your place. Be a shoe.

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Snowpiercer Concept Art to Film

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katara:

janemba:

qualitymeat:

LMAO STOP

I love this so much

i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it 

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Dave Franco at Neighbors behind the scenes.

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penis-hilton:

tumblr bedtime stories

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randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

This is a purely western male phenomenon aimed at patriarchal males.

randompandemonium:

soprie:

actionables:

hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only

WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?

SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA

FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD

This is a purely western male phenomenon aimed at patriarchal males.

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boyexemplified:

auburn-hills:

boyexemplified:

aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist

Yeah sure, like the aliens who are going to invent intergalatic travel won’t be full on capitalists.

that’s exactly what i’m saying, correct

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basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

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