The Suburban Apocalypse Party Experience

fuckyeahwestwing:

Mrs. Landingham: I miss my boys.
Charlie: I never knew you had kids.
Mrs. Landingham: Twins. Andrew and Simon. I tried not to- you know, I dressed them differently, but they still did everything together. They went off to medical school together, and then they finished their second year, and of course their lottery number came up at the same time.
Charlie: For the draft?
Mrs. Landingham: Yeah.
Charlie: Well, I would have thought they could get a deferment to finish med school.
Mrs. Landingham: They didn’t want one. Their father and I begged them, but they wanted to go where people needed doctors. Their father and I begged them, but you can’t tell kids anything. So they joined up as medics, and four months later they were pinned down during a fight in Da Nang and were killed by enemy fire. That was Christmas Eve, 1970. You know, they were so young, Charlie. They were your age. It’s hard when that happens so far away, you know, because with the noises and the shooting, they had to be so scared. It’s hard not to think that right then, they needed their mother. Anyway, I miss my boys.

God speed, Delores.

milesjai:

…Pabu? 

milesjai:

…Pabu? 

raptorcock:

raptorcock:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

now to sit back and watch one million moms have an embolism.


IN OTHER NEWS, I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE.

raptorcock:

raptorcock:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

now to sit back and watch one million moms have an embolism.

IN OTHER NEWS, I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE.

wesurearecute:

I love that they did this because I was thinking it from episode one and now we can all move past it.

wesurearecute:

mxfh:

How Europe’ s Population is actually distributed. GEOSTAT population grid 2006 Direct Link: High Resolution PDF (30MB) from ivie.es (via Population grids - Statistics Explained)

Oh, Iceland.
What are you even doing?

wesurearecute:

mxfh:

How Europe’ s Population is actually distributed.
GEOSTAT population grid 2006
Direct Link: High Resolution PDF (30MB) from ivie.es
(via Population grids - Statistics Explained)

Oh, Iceland.

What are you even doing?

belatedmedia:

Aziz Ansari, Rihanna, Paul Rudd, Michael Cera, Kevin Hart, James Franco, Mindy Kaling, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill and Emma Watson on the set of Seth Rogen’s new film “The End of the World” in New Orleans, Louisiana on May 31, 2012

Well okay then.

wilcoclahas:

One thing I’ve seen a lot of in discussion of this matter is that it is the end of the Jay Garrick/Alan Scott bromance

What‽

Do my bromances not count? Am I not allowed to have same-sex friends now? Should I also surrender any opposite sex friends? Should I find asexual people to have as…

wilcoclahas:

Post that really shows the need of the vacancy it advertises, Plymouth.

wilcoclahas:

Post that really shows the need of the vacancy it advertises, Plymouth.

wealldraw:

what is happening to meeehhghghg

wealldraw:

what is happening to meeehhghghg

laureola:

MARIO, YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER AQUARIUM?!?!

Reddittor jennyleighb posted video and these photos of her roomate’s 55 gallon aquarium that’s been customized with a LEGO Super Mario Bros. level.  Here’s a link to more photos showing the progession of the build.

(via otlgaming, der-soeren, gamefreaksnz)

-ryan: